A slice and a half of toast spread with salmon cream cheese
Two cups of milk
An (adult) handful of Goldfish
A strawberry and banana cereal bar
A bowl of guacamole
Several spoonfuls of sour cream
Rice and Beans bummed off her grandpa's plate
More goldfish
Another cereal bar
Half a cup of spaghetti rings
A handful of dried corn
Two vanilla wafers
It's great. While still on the small size, she is gaining weight. But all this new found food lovin' has exposed a hole in the toddler product market. Toddler breath mints. Nora's breath has smelled like onions since her guacamole lunch yesterday. She's eaten a snack and two meals since then. She drank two cups of milk and brushed her teeth. She's slept and still she smells like onions. And, since I'm especially tuned in to the smell of onions, she feels the need to give me a huge smack on the lips every time my face is close enough.
So please, someone, get on the ball and invent some toddler breath mints. There's a fortune to be made.
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